Adult Truths

So after having a kinda trying week, I got an email from my Mom. In it she included this list of "adult truth's". I have seen this list before and I thought it was hilarious. It definetly helped put a smile on my face today. So there is the list with just a little bit of extra commentary from yours truly!

  1.  I think part of a best friend's job should include immediately clearing your computer history if you happen to die suddenly.

  2.  Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you are wrong!

  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

  4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

  5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet???

  6. Was learning cursive really necessary? Side Note: I happen to think that it was!

  7. MapQuest needs to start directions at #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

  

  8.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

  9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kinda tired.

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

 11. You never know when it is going to strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren't going to to anything productive for the rest of the day.

 12.  Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I do not want to have to restart my collection...Again!

 13.  I am always terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save my changes to my ten page term paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.  

 15. I think that the freezer deserves a light as well.

 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

 17. I wish that Google Maps had an "avoid ghetto" option. 

 18. How many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars line up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front! This is my ultimate favorite!!!

20. Shirts get dirty, but pants...they never get dirty!

 21. Sometimes I will look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

 22. Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble finding their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and Pinning the tail on a Donkey, but I bet that everyone can find and push the snooze button

from three feet away in 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

23. The first testicular guard, "the cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. 

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.